You: What country you from?

Stranger: Sweden

You: That aint no country I ever heard of!

You: They speak English in Sweden?

Stranger: They speak swedish in sweden

You: English motherfucker, do you speak it!?

Stranger: I do speak english.

You: Then you know what I am saying!

You: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like?

Stranger: What?

You: Say what again, say what one more goddamn time.. I dare ya I double dare ya!

Stranger: What are you saying brother?

You: *shoots you*

You: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH!?

Stranger: Uh… no..

You: Then why you tryna fuck ‘im like a bitch!?

Stranger: Who? I did not do anything

You: Yes, you did Brett, yes, you did.

*Stranger disconnects*

Motherfucker didnt let me read Ezekiel 25:17!

Nitin: Tryin to draw that

Asawari: Temme!

Nitin: Well its about this superhero G-man who extinguishes fire by pissing on it

Nitin: The punch is in what G stands for..

Asawari String?

Nitin: Nope.

Nitin: Gasoline

Nitin: BOOOOOOOOM!

Nitin: =))

Asawari:

Asawari: So he pees gasoline?

Nitin: Um.. yeah!

Nitin: Could single handedly solve the oil crisis

Asawari: Uhuh.. “Dial-A-Gas-Station”

Asawari: You can draw an entire series.

Nitin: Yeah! He comes to your house, he pisses in your car.

Nitin: Sometimes he does it for free cuz he is the friendly neighbourhood kinda superhero

Asawari: Keep him away from your Barbecue party.

Asawari: He discovered his superpowers one day, after he did his girlfriend and lit a cigarette.

Nitin: Brilliant!

Nitin: He keeps getting blown up.. thats how all strips end basically.

Nitin: Man! This could actually be a half decent series

Asawari: If you put a pimp as his advisor.

Nitin: His sidekick would be?

Asawari: No sidekick.

Asawari: Does Superman work with a sidekick? No.

Nitin: You meant pump, right?

Asawari: Sure. He has an inanimate object as an advisor. Only he hears what it says.

Nitin: Okay.. who would be his arch nemesis? Dubyaman?

Asawari: Nope. LiveEarth.

Asawari: All Environmentalists.

Nitin: Sounds good. Mother Earth is his nemesis

Asawari: But he secretly loves her. And Bush is battling for his custody.

Asawari: What does he look like? I’ll try something. Stick figure only? With an extraordinary thing?

Asawari: Screw it. I’m not drawing him.

Asawari: Just make it a text series on your blog. With pictures of a petrol pump put randomly in between.

Nitin: Okay.. but this chat has to go on as the origin story.

Asawari: ..and he shakes his booty to Gasolina. His entry music.

Nitin: Heh.. which reminds me.. guess woot I did once!

Nitin: Holy fooook! Its Ace McCloud from the Centurions! :O :O

Nitin: Yuss Yuss!

Asawari: And do NOT tell me she’s hot.

Nitin: Okay. Wont say it.

**Asa shows four pics of a chick posing in front of a webcam progressively losing her clothes**

**Also the chick looks like a fat horse**

Asawari: Strip progression. =))

Nitin: OMG!!! =))

**Asa shows 8 more pics and the chick is down to a low-cut top**

Asawari: Some guy commented, “You’re not stripping fast enough!” and she called him a bastard. )

Nitin: Can I please use your account to make a comment.. pliss pliss!!

Asawari: I hate the woman.. So..

Nitin: Fuck! What was she trying!!

Nitin: Whats the title of the album.. “Pay me $10″?

Asawari: =)) =))

**Asa shows a pic where the chick is trying too hard to get the low-cut top in frame**

Asawari: Caption this one -”Hey! See my boobies! Wooo!”

Nitin: “..and pay me $10″ =))

Asawari: Some guy commented “I’ve seen better” =)) =))

Nitin: =))

Asawari: =))

Nitin: Man! I could leave some killer comments on each of those. ^_^

Asawari: I didn’t tell you what else she does. She goes to malls, tries on clothes, and TAKES PICTURES!! =))

Nitin: Bwahahaha! =))

Nitin: In the trial room and all?

Nitin: Dont the mirrors make it duh obvious!

Asawari: Every single pic has her holding up her phone in front of a mirror.

Asawari: What was WITH that stripping sequence??

Nitin: And why the hell didnt she finish it.. grrr!

Nitin: =))

Asawari: They could do with her in Splitsvilla.

Nitin: LOL! True. What’s up with her anyway!?

Nitin: Oh.. She feels horrible about being the person that she is, and so, after every one of these little storms of “narcissism”, she goes to Shopper’s Stop, takes pictures of herself to make herself feel better and feels happy again.

Nitin: Wow, that is sad!

Nitin: She has no friends, right! As in, those who arent superficial and vain!

Asawari: Nope. She used to have a horrible looking (pardon me) sweet boyfriend who loved her more than the world. And then she turned vain.

Nitin: So its post boyfriend that the slutgiri and the trial room clicks happened?

Asawari: Yyyep.

Nitin: ..and now she “tries to be” the cocktease?

Nitin: Is cocktease one word or two?

Asawari: Wait, are you on orkut right now? Another jerk pic.

Nitin: Yupp

Asawari: I hope you can see this.

**Asa links me to this picture**

Nitin: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Nitin: Its like God came on him!

Asawari: =)) =)) =))

Nitin: Oh please comment that ^_^

Asawari: If you can see the album, check the pic before and after.

Nitin: Holy fock! Its wolverine!! =))

Asawari: =))

Asawari: Keep scrolling.. You’ll see more gay pics than you can handle.

Nitin: No no.. show me more stripper pics ^_^

Asawari: She’s the only stripper person I know.

Asawari: I can show you hot woman pics.

Nitin: Have I told you that I love you?

It's sick but you smirked.. I saw it.

The Joker knows how to put a smile on that face.